in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
it's great music for shaving your balls
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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