that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
My bed smells like the plague
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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