i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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