Me too!
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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