Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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