What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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