That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Randomize
