why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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