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Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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