Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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