I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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