Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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