I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Drunk is not a location!
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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