Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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