I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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