She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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