The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
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