VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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