We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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