Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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