If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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