I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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