it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
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