Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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