If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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