FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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