I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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