Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Randomize
