Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
wow bdsm is so cute
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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