just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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