Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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