do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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