Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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