I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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