i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you win again, gameday.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I won't apologize to a one balled man
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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