Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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