Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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