I feel like I'm in dance class right now
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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