so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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