question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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