my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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