Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Randomize
