I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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