You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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