i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
last night I used snow as a chaser
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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