she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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