oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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