Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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