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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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