C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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