Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
