OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
i think im in europe. pls send help
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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