yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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