Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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