google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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