I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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