The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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